
While I know it's not a college football post, it's kind of sports-related. This is perhaps the best news article ever written. Apparently you can burst you windpipe by blowing on a vuvuzela for too long.
After watching a decent amount of the World Cup, there is no way anyone can say, "she didn't deserve it."
Also, this South African lady may have had the best "that's what she said" moment ever:
"He said I'd ruptured my throat by blowing too hard, and that perhaps I had been doing it all wrong."